Yesterday I went to the grocery store to do my weekly procurement of $500,000 worth of groceries. 75% of the kids who live in this house are now the size of adults, but they are also more hungry than regular adults. Therefore, to say they eat a lot of food is not just an understatement, it is laughable in how much it downplays our situation.
To continue my story, I will also note that because of my large, gigantic, freakishly huge grocery order, I feel tremendous amounts of sympathy for the person who gets stuck behind me in the check-out lane. So, yesterday I was way more concerned with the person behind me in line than the person ahead of me, but she is important to our tale.
There was no bagger on duty when I approached the cash register. This was a relief to me for two reasons:
1. I actually prefer to bag my own groceries, but I’m not assertive enough to tell the bagger this, and
2. There’s one old mean bagger there who I try to avoid because he always gives me a lecture about buying too many groceries (believe me, I wish I could buy way less too! I promise I don’t do it just to annoy you!)
So I happily started to bag my own groceries. There were two bagging stations. I was using the one on the right, when a bagger (not the mean one) approached and took over. His body language alerted me to the fact that he wanted me to get out of his way so he could get to work, so I moved.
After the groceries were all bagged, and I loaded them all into my car, and I drove home, and I unloaded them all from my car (whew!) I opened the bag containing three boxes of granola bars. But, alas, WITH the granola bars were: a sizeable bottle of rum, a good quality dark chocolate bar, and a box of cold medicine. The problem? These were not my items. I immediately told my two kids who were helping me, “These are not mine!! Where did these come from?”
My middle son proclaimed “I bet you won some sort of contest and they snuck this stuff into your groceries as the prize!”
Hmmm. Cold medicine? Rum? And a chocolate bar?
And so began our family deliberations about what I should do. I asked the kids, “What should we do? I didn’t pay for these things?” I texted my husband, “What should I do?” I texted a friend, “What should I do?”
To be honest, I was tired, the grocery store is a 15 minute drive away, and I just wanted everyone to say, “Just keep it. It was the store’s mistake, nobody will know.” I had already pictured myself eating the chocolate bar.
But I couldn’t bring myself to put away the items, so I left them sitting on the counter. Images of the woman who was in line in front of me started to creep into my brain. She had seemed frazzled and stressed. My friend texted, “Return the items or pay for them.”
I had a meeting to go to and I hadn’t decided what to do, so I bagged up the items and put them in my car. Throughout the meeting the image of the woman ahead of me in line kept flashing in my brain, so on the way home I made a side trip back to the grocery store.
When I approached Customer Service a young guy asked if he could help me.
“Here’s a weird one for you!” I proclaimed, as I began placing the items on the counter in front of him, “I got these by mistake, and…”
“Oh My God!” He said, “She JUST called us! She was frantically looking for these things and we told her there was nothing we could do for her unless someone brought them back! She was so upset because the rum was a Christmas present for someone! We can call her right now and tell her she can come pick it up! Thank you SO MUCH for returning this stuff!”
I’m not perfect, I wrestle with doing the right thing fairly often. But the feeling I had when they told me they were about to call her and tell her she could pick up her missing items is something I need to remember. I had been annoyed that it was a (very small) inconvenience to ME to do the right thing, but the reward I got by doing it was so worth it.
Merry Christmas, Frazzled-Lady-Ahead-Of-Me-In-Line-Yesterday! I hope you feel just a tiny bit cared-for and maybe a tiny bit less frazzled this holiday season!
Signed,
The Also-Frazzled Lady Behind You With The $500,000 Worth Of Groceries